The American Dog Trainers Network

Dog Jokes

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HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

ROTTWEILER: Just one. You want to make something of it?

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: Two, but the job never gets done, they just keep arguing about who is suppose to do it and how it's suppose to be done.

BULLDOG: Just one, but it takes them 3 years to do it.

PUG: Er, two. Or maybe one. No...on second thought, make that 2. Is that ok with you.

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb.

AFGHAN: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

POODLE: None. Go get a human, sit under it, look up and point it out. Then go lie down in disgust that it took so long.

BORDER COLLIE: Just one, and I'll replace any wiring that is not up to code.

TOY POODLE: I'll jut blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house my nails will be dry.

LABRADOR: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
CanI?

DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

HOUND DOG: Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z

DACHSHUND: I can't reach the stupid lightbulb.

SHI-TZU: Puh-leeze, darling. Let the maid do it.

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.

POINTER: I see it!!! There it is!!!! I see it!! Right there!!

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving......so who cares!!

OLD ENGLISH SHEEPDOG: Light bulb? light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb ????

CHIHUAHUA: YO QUIERO TACO......bulb????

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Robin Kovary is the American Dog Trainers Network helpline director
 and canine behavioral consultant.


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