HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
ROTTWEILER: Just one. You want to make something of it?
RUSSELL TERRIER: Two, but the job never gets done, they just keep arguing about who is suppose to do it and how it's suppose to be done.
BULLDOG: Just one, but it takes them 3 years to do it.
PUG: Er, two. Or
maybe one. No...on second thought, make that 2. Is that ok with you.
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light
AFGHAN: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
POODLE: None. Go get a human, sit under it, look up and point it out. Then go lie down in disgust that it took so long.
BORDER COLLIE: Just one, and I'll replace any wiring that is not up to code.
TOY POODLE: I'll jut blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house my nails will be dry.
LABRADOR: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
HOUND DOG: Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z
DACHSHUND: I can't reach the stupid lightbulb.
SHI-TZU: Puh-leeze, darling. Let the maid do it.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
POINTER: I see it!!! There it is!!!! I see it!! Right there!!
GREYHOUND: It isn't moving......so who cares!!
OLD ENGLISH SHEEPDOG: Light bulb? light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb ????
CHIHUAHUA: YO QUIERO TACO......bulb????